15 reasons to join a gym

1. To get free hot showers (Especially if u dont have water heaters at home)
2. To enjoy free shower gell and shampoo!
3. To gawk/stare at the hot men (no no.. too desperate) hot woman (too gay.. ) hotties.
4. To look at local celebs half naked (*roarrr*)
5. To laugh at the silly steps that people do during the dance classes.
6. To enjoy protein shakes at 40% off.. waheeyy!
7. To have an excuse to be half naked in a public area.. ( locker room daaaaa)
8. To have an excuse to buy RM29 pad locks ( wtfff?)
9. To move it move it .. (i like to move it move it..)
10. To enjoy 15 minute hot showers with no guilt whatsoever
11. To siiiinngg (ing) in the rain... ( im siiinging in the rain..)
12. To snicker at those konon macho men who do 10 minute cardios and 20 minutes of "weightlifting" posing in front of the mirror.. like dude?! can u BE more vain?
13. To be able to show off your gym card to others dan berlagak dengan ntah pape nya how u saw some celeb half naked.(different from no 4 because this includes "berlagak" in the context okeyy)
14. To have an excuse to use that weird green beach bag that doesn't fit any of your outfits but can fit all your gym attire perfectly.
15. To look hot and fabulous.