Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Jelly beans


im tired of the "Webwasher URL Filter Database". If you work in MY (*!@(#*#@$*#finger or two!!$<-what im feeling about my company) company you'll understand what i mean.
The IT geeks (who im pretty sure, were instructed by the big Bosses in the sky) have installed this knew system which (kononnya) tracks each employee's weekly internet usage and blocks internet access once the weekly internet hours quota is reached.
and while they're at it, they've implemented a new firewall that blocks nearly every single thing on the web. Its not like im googling Sex or porn or snuff films or anything like that for heavens sakes!! (I'd better watch out.. silap silap blog aku pulak kene firewall.. although i have heard of people surfing porn at the office.. which i think is the most idiotic thing to do man! i mean go and wank off at the comforts of your own home! or are u afraid of your wife who apparently u have gotten bored of you're just plain perverted. and If you're single AND surfing porn at the office... well thats just SAD! i mean go and get broadband access man!.. okey I've realised that i might have just written a WHOLE blog entry in these parentheses hee..)
So now every other link i click is blocked. Diarylands, certain blogspots, skype, ebuddy, meebo.. everything!

Dem.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

sama...aku paham perasaan kau..

ofis aku blog lingerie punya website..bodoh je aku rasa...nak beli kena laa tgk...plus sape sgt laa yg pathetic tgk kedai lingerie punya ad pon turn on ke??

aku pon menyampah dgn firewall...

Lin said...

yes! sungguh menyakitkan hati kan..