Hari yang gila

I dreamt of him leaning over as if to kiss me..
and my friends were all watching... but as he got closer..
with this weird look on he face..he leaned down very low
and suddenly..
took a bite of the food on my fork..
and went away walking smugly...
they looked at me with weird wondering eyes..
and i sat there dumbfounded...
but hey dalam hati kecilku.. "boy..that was sexy"..

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As i stepped out of the car this morning.. in my red stripey shirt.. aku tiba tiba terpandang ke bawah and i saw ....
skin..
ish ish Pak Uda sungguh lah. dan aku pon membutangkan kembali baju..
to my horror did i then realize that the button had fallen of...
Aduh.. nak drive balik all 13 Km for another shirt? or to go upstairs and beg look for a safety pin...
Chose the latter.. struggling to look normal....
Sampai di atas.. bergegas ke kedai membeli safety pin...
Legaa..... What a way to start your day...

This entry didnt sound porn-ish did it?