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So i aged one more year today and instead of fretting on how closer to Thirty than i am to Twenty Five, i am looking at the glass half full. Im saying that i have TWO more years to do all the things ive wanted to do before the big Three-Owh instead of one. ha ha..

mmm Ive crossed out getting a diving license from my list. Too bad i didnt kiss Kris Dayanti when we went to watch her last Friday ( which was awesome and her singing Menghitung Hari made the one and a half hours wait worth it) cos then i could have crossed out No 4. hee.. Alaa...superstar? rockstar? boy band? theyre all the same and whos couting pon kan?

Well some people take a day off from work on their birthdays, which i think is such a brilliant (!) concept so im taking half a day off today and treating myself to a spa, all expenses on me! Hey you need to give yourself a gift too you know?

So happy birthday to me. A year older, bolder, prettier, wiser and maybe thinner?

p/s im already starting to eat like a fat girl trapped in a thin girls body. *whining* cant i start eating healthily once im fat with sagging breasts and cholestrol level off the charts?!

have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?

I actually understand this joke. Ive even USED those anti-static straps!
OMG. How geekier can I BE?












chop.

Ive only used it for work u morons! not for coitus.. ahem..

You have no idea how good this feels

So it may have taken me 4 years, but at least im finally able to cross this off my list

Its official people. Im now a certified PADI diver and it is an indescribable feeling !

Diving is like sex, you're nervous the first time you try it but once you've done it, you want do it again.

and the more you practice and the better you are at it!